Story: Tale Of A Virgin Cougar (18+)… Part 2 (Must Read)

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It’s around 2a.m and I’m still fully
awake with my heavy heart and my
clouded mind, after last night encounter I
found it very hard to sleep. I have so many
things to figure out, so many questions to
be answered.
Should I call her or nah? What will I say
when I call her? Am I getting myself a
Cougar? Could she be one of those wealthy
old Lagos Women Ritualists?
You know if you’ve seen enough
Nollywood flicks, you’ll think about all
these, because you hardly see a
relationship between an Old Woman and a
Young Man that doesn’t involve
exchange of Destiny or eventual killing of
one another. In short, Nollywood taught
me nothing good can come out of having
a Cougar.

Should I be scared or nah? Am I safe or
nah? Do I want to see her again?
Everything around me paused for a while
even my heartbeat when this question
popped in my mind. Do I really wish to see
her again??? Hell Bleeping yeah! I need to
confirm if everything I saw last night was
true. She’s too beautiful to be Human;
thoughts of how sleek and fabulous she
was crossed my mind again…I was on
these thoughts till I crept into the
dreamland.
Here comes the morning, I was still in bed,
half awake-half sleeping. You know those
type of morning when you are just in bed,
not fully awake but still conscious of your
environment… visualizing all your
thoughts, something like an illusion? It’s
like you’re dreaming but it’s just the
display of what you’re thinking.
I had the loveliest hallucination. I created
the exact type of relationship I want with
her and I was living in it, it definitely felt
super good. I was still rolling deep with
the ocean of my lovely hallucination till I
suddenly remembered my 8am class… I
had to jump out of bed and prepare for
class.
Now I’m in class with my guys, we just
finished the first lecture; we are trying to
chill for the Second lecture. We were
talking about random things when one of
them asked me “Guy, where were you
last night?” What will I say? Should I give
them the gist, should I tell them about last
night’s escapade… let me just keep quiet
for now cause I’m not even sure I’ll
see her again, I’ll give them the gist
later, maybe when she plans to meet me
again. In case I don’t make it back, they
will know how to find me.

“I was in my room all night men, I
wasn’t feeling too fine but I’m fine
now” I thought they believed me till he
said he came to check me in my room and
I was not in. Sarcastically I said “Did you
check under my bed?” I had to say
something silly so they can get off my
case.
My day didn’t go exactly as I planned,
but it was not a bad day after all. I’m
done with classes; I’m back to my condo
(hostel) so I decided to take a shower. I
was in the bathroom when the thought of
calling her started bothering my mind. I
was still thinking about what to say when
the idea of calling her right there in the
bathroom popped. I embraced it!
I know it’s not just me that does
everything better in the bathroom, I’m
like 10 times smarter when I’m in the
bathroom, I think better, I sing better, I
have better ideas, even when it comes to
making love, I make better love in the
bathroom.
Since my phone was right in the bathroom
with me, I picked up my phone and called
her. I could tell my heart wanted to jump
out and run when the call went through; I
pulled myself together since I’m in my
Comfort Zone (my bathroom) ‘no
panicking in here Nigga’.

The phone kept ringing, nobody picked.
‘Maybe she’s busy’ I thought to
myself. The call almost dropped when
someone picked up “Hello” hold on!
She has picked…show time!!
“Hello, who’s on the line please” she
repeated. I cleared my throat, I told her
the Young man from last night. “Hey
Young Man, I thought you wouldn’t call,
I waited for your call all night last night”
oh really? Was she expecting me to call
immediately? Why does she even like
calling me Young Man ‘I’m sorry about
that; I just thought calling this evening
would be better’ I don’t even know if
that was the right thing to say. “Oh
that’s good. I’m in a middle of
something right now…this is your number
yeah? I’ll text you pretty soon might not
be able to call, is that fine?” She asked.

Of course it is fine!! Super fine sef, I felt
good maybe it’s the voice or because she
has been expecting my call. I could tell she
was very busy so I shouldn’t long thing
again, I blustered ‘Alright, that’s good.
Bye’ “Later Dear” and she dropped
the call
Unconsciously, I started singing *I’m in
love with the coco, I got it for the low low,
I’m in love with the coco* and in my
mind I was subbing the coco for Cougar.

I
continued bathing; I was having a nice
shower. I was in the middle of this when
my phone rang, could she be the one
calling back? Quickly I washed my face and
picked up my phone.

Look who is calling me, Vanessa X, my Ex,
that’s why I added the X to her name.
What does she want again this time? I
picked up and heard something strange
“Hey Boo, you didn’t want to pick your
call shey? Are you avoiding me?” LOL, I
ignored her question and acted like I
didn’t hear anything, I’m not even
ready for her troubles right now, so I
asked her straight up ‘Vanessa wassup,
what do you want?’ “ahn ahn, are we
fighting ni, please can you come to my
place tonight? All my roomies are going
out and I don’t want to be alone in the
room”
After hearing this I smiled and so did my
John Thomas, there might be chance for
some knacks, I thought to myself. To be
sure if she wanted that I asked her ‘so
what are we going to be doing alone in
the room?’ She laughed, “You this Boy,
come jhur, please”. Alright I’m
definitely going to her place tonight, I
need some action and apart from that
I’ve missed Vanessa for one thing and
that’s the wonderful head she gives.

“alright call me when you want me to
come” she decided to make me feel not
so special and said “like you have any
other option, see you later Boo, I Love
You” I usually don’t reply her
whenever she says that, cause I know she
doesn’t love me, she’s just confused.
So I just said ‘Oshey Lover Girl’ and
dropped the call.
Back to shower, thinking about all I’d do
to Vanessa later in the day. My sweet
Vanessa baby, wa fe ku laleyi.

Done with the bathroom, I decided to take
a nap before tonight’s adventure. I was
still lying in bed when my phone beeped
and it was a text from my sweet Mrs.
Victoria Williams. The text reads
“Sorry I was busy when you
called, I’d be coming to see my
Son this evening. Should I call you
when I’m around? Will you be
available?”
OK, OK, OK, what am I going to do? Who
should I see tonight? My Ex, Vanessa or
Mrs. Victoria Williams? Should I tell
Vanessa I would be busy later in the day?
Or tell Mrs. Williams something I won’t
be around, wouldn’t that be rude?
What Should I do????
To Be Continued…